Alcohol Abuse Decorative Paddle

When they accuse you of Alcohol abuse, show them this paddle.* Handmade from REAL Bourbon barrel staves! Approximately 12 inches long, and weighing in at heavy, this is one massive paddle... ready to make a statement.

*Please drink and use responsibly.  For decorative purposes only with the intent of being humorous/ironic. We do not condone or encourage any form of violence.